The following is an excerpt from an article by investigative journalists at The Daily Terror:

Bonchustown is bent on world domination and is to be avoided in all circumstances. Its henchmen have been observed procuring supplies and equipment for the construction of super-villain hideouts and concealed missile silos. Recently uncovered was a racket purporting to be a breeding facility for pets, which was in reality a farm breeding only white Persian kittens. An outbuilding was also discovered at the farm, where wrap-around executive office chairs were designed and built.